Jackie Dolamore ([info]fabulousfrock) wrote,
@ 2008-04-12 21:43:00
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Novel meme
Saw this at [info]sora_blue's. Figured it's a good warm-up for plunging back into some editing tonight. I will also steal her line that it's mostly for my own interest...but, just so it IS interesting, I'm including my childhood attempts to write "real" novels. I will only mention the ones I got near the finish line on.

1. Mellissa (1992?)--I've mentioned this one before. It was about 20 pages handwritten, which I thought was pretty much novel length because it seemed like it took FOREVER, and I started to hand-write it formatted for submission to editors, but gave up. I wrote it for "the market". That is, it was about a girl and a horse even though I didn't like horses, but other girls did. Also I couldn't spell "Melissa".

2. (1994) I think this was called something like "Ones From Night's Darkest Shadow", or something pretentious, but it was a comedic (in theory) tale that ripped off of Xanth, The Nightmare Before Christmas and Final Fantasy games copiously.

3. Finding Faress (1995). Strange novel. Sort of an attempt at epic fantasy, but it was all over the damn place. We had racial tension between the cherubic cherads and their darker counterparts the derads, an undead guy, a healer woman, an annoyingly precocious child dumped on the undead man's doorstep, a missing world leader who was supposedly going to fix an entire world of ills...a lot of my classic themes, executed in a haphazard fashion.

4. The Characters novel (1996). I'm not sure it ever had a title. My first foray into writing about Det, Stan and Leslie. I had just met [info]rusalkatrix, who was at that point the first person I'd ever met who had actually FINISHED a full-length novel, and she was very encouraging, so I actually managed to write an end to this. (Albeit an ending where the bad guy says "Time to take out the trash!") Of course, it pains me to even look at this now, but there were some good jokes in it.

5. The Life and Times of Det Arianni (1998). My most emo novel attempt. Young Det cuts himself, says stuff like "I like pain", drives a knife through his unfeeling hand just to show how bad-ass he is, draws broody art, and loses pretty much everyone close to him, plus an eye. The only thing that made it remotely tolerable was that it was from the perspective of the more sensible Veruvisa, his half-sister turned lover....except she wasn't originally his half-sister, only after she was reborn to save...um, yeah, nevermind. Just forget it.

6. On Borrowed Wings (1999-present). This idea had some real merit, as I am still trying to get it sorted out, now called "Wingless". It was just too ambitious for me at 17. I didn't have the plotting skills. But the characters were good and a couple of people who read what I had around 2001 really liked it, which was encouraging, because neither of these people were really my friends, so I suspected they were being honest.

7. Selkie Rock (2000). My first completed novel that went out on submission, about a small town of vampires, faeries, etc. undercover in America, particularly changeling faery Becky MacArthur. I still like this story but it was probably too quiet to sell, and no one told me NOT to start with a prologue of backstory.

8. My Dear Leslie (2005-present). Updated Det/Stan/Leslie novel. Still trying to puzzle this one out.

9. Magic Under Glass (late 2005-present). You all know this one!

10. Something That Sings (2007). You probably all know this one too.

Back to editing now.


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[info]sora_blue
2008-04-13 04:31 am UTC (link)
Bless the Final Fantasy games. :)

This was fun to read, thank you for doing it!

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[info]fabulousfrock
2008-04-14 12:17 am UTC (link)
Yes, they provided years' worth of inspiration for me!

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[info]emilyhainsworth
2008-04-13 03:26 pm UTC (link)
I love writing metamorphoses!
My first full-length novel attempt was at 15. I wrote 40+ pages before hitting what needed to be a sex scene and realizing I couldn't write what I didn't know. Damn. ;)

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[info]fabulousfrock
2008-04-14 12:15 am UTC (link)
Well, good for you for not trying, then! I probably would have done a really bad gloss-over and forged ahead. Unless I was already getting bored with it, which also could have highly possible...

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[info]dcimm
2008-04-13 04:00 pm UTC (link)
Is it evol that I laughed at this--

Young Det cuts himself, says stuff like "I like pain", drives a knife through his unfeeling hand just to show how bad-ass he is, draws broody art, and loses pretty much everyone close to him, plus an eye.

It was that "plus an eye" that got me.

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[info]fabulousfrock
2008-04-14 12:16 am UTC (link)
Yes, the eye was the kicker! I didn't know what moderation was back then.

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Angst: We had it
[info]rusalkatrix
2008-04-14 03:10 am UTC (link)
ZOMG! Do you remember Belligerare? One of my characters lost an eye in that book, & I probably wrote it when I was approx. the age you were when you wrote your Det novel. Is that something we both needed to get out of our systems or what?? Too funny!

I will forever be a fan of "Time to take out the trash!" ^.^

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Re: Angst: We had it
[info]fabulousfrock
2008-04-14 03:13 am UTC (link)
How could I forget Belligerare? Not that I think I ever managed to read the whole thing. But I was sure impressed that you wrote it.

Note to self: never be reincarnated as the character of a sixteen year old. Losing an eye was probably one of the easier fates my characters had to go through.

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Re: Angst: We had it
[info]rusalkatrix
2008-04-15 12:05 am UTC (link)
I think if you double-spaced it it would be like 800 pages long. I found an old print-out & read most of it when I was visiting home. It was so awful! Ugh. There is a cool, gruesome killing scene & there are a few good ideas/insights, but overall it's terrible. I think my work from 7th grade was better.

YES! I agree.

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[info]robinellen
2008-04-13 04:02 pm UTC (link)
It is fun to read...I think I did this already, though ;) (I know, you're very relieved, hehe).

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[info]fabulousfrock
2008-04-14 12:17 am UTC (link)
Ooh, I see you gave in to temptation anyway... ;)

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[info]robinellen
2008-04-14 01:33 am UTC (link)
Yep, I'm weak ;)

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[info]childings
2008-04-15 03:06 am UTC (link)
LOL @ #2 and #5. I wish I could make a list like this one, but I can't, since most of my comics have been one-shot gags or autobiographical (Peter Bagge was a huge influence on me). The current comic is my first attempt at writing a more serious, linear storyline. The only thing else I can say I've written were these Mario Brothers stories I wrote and illustrated in spiral notebooks in elementary school. I really wish I still had those (I'd like to think my grandmother kept them, but she didn't like me as much as the other grandchildren, so I'm not holding my breath there).

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[info]foxysquid
2008-04-16 06:36 pm UTC (link)
Great meme! I really enjoy reading about all your projects. And of course, it's fun to see how your ideas have developed over time.

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